So... this is for Blaise, who will appreciate both the sentiment and the sacrifice, as well as the irony:

I need an easy friend
I do - With an ear to lend
I do - Think you fit this shoe
I do - Won't you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But i can't see you every night
Free
I do

I'm standing in your line
I do - Hope you have the time
I do - Pick a number to
I do - Keep a date with you

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But i can't see you everynight
For free
I do

I need an easy friend
I do - With an ear to lend
I do - Think you fit this shoe
I do - Won't you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But i can't see you every night
Oh i can't see you every night
For free

I do

"About a Girl"

Cobain