The name is familiar, and the praise is, of course, much appreciated. Do I know you from somewhere, or did you just stumble in?

Or... are you someone I do know, hiding behind a false name?

Yes, I think that's the safest assumption. It's certainly the most entertaining.

So. That's the premise I'll proceed on, and it should prove fun, one way or the other.

Am I right? Are you someone I know, masquerading as someone I don't know?

More to the point, can you convince me that I don't know you?