For those of you who missed it, that last entry was less than entirely honest. I don't feel too bad about lying though... I did temporarily revise my disclaimer so that it included the following explanation:

Ha ha! If you fell for that, you should be ashamed of yourself. Haven't I said, time and time again, that I lie like a motherfucker?

And please... do you really think I'd throw an online temper tantrum? Not my style, not at all.

There's a small prize for the first person in my little group of online friends who e-mails me and lets me know that they got the joke.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Neo-relic wins first prize for being the first to get it (and he had a damn good response in my guestbook too). He was also (as far as I know) the only one to actually read the revised disclaimer.

Panther takes second place, and Supercilious gets honorary mention for his oh-so-titilating guestbook apology regarding the "repressed gay fantasies" forum we both frequent.

Honorary mention gains Supercilious honorary membership in Unequivocal's Unequivocal Moose-kateers. Enjoy it Gary... You're now an Army of One.

Second place earns Panther sloppy seconds in my next gay gang-bang. Supercilious' sick fantasies aside, I'm sorry to say that you might be waiting awhile on that one, dearest.

That's just the dressing though. I didn't intend to give out any non-first place prizes, and I imagine that fact is showing through.

[drum roll please.]

First prize, going to Other-Ken at neo-relic.diaryland.com is...

[swell that drum roll to a rocking crescendo if you would.]

... your choice of any one of the high-quality (if very slightly used and tattered) souls listed here.

To claim your prize, you just need to write out a formal acceptance on your "I'm a clever writer, but I'm just going to tease everyone by updating approximately once every five months" diary page. Be sure to specify which soul you want.