Next time I see him I'll have to either thank him or whup on him. Now he's got me all curious about whose ass would be kicked. I mean, he says that if the two of us fought, some unnamed person would get their ass kicked.

Maybe he means innocent passers by would fall victim to the apocalyptic terror that is Ken². Back when the two of us fought on the pro-wrestling circuit, we were frequently likened to a natural disaster.

Let this entry be a lesson for you, children: don't snort crystal meth in the morning when you're still really drunk.