Which, predictably, consists of three minutes of infinitely looped footage of the World Trade Center falling in on itself, followed by hours and hours and hours of touching displays of sympathy and horror from people around the world.

CNN's last "quick vote" poll consisted of the following question:

Did the attacks on world trade center leave you feeling:

Apparently the people running the poll didn't feel that "bored senseless by poorly thought out political agit, saturation media footage and sappy, pointless melodrama" was an appropriate option.

God bless America. I'll be putting in one more entry, and then unequivocal is shutting down for the duration of the national disaster.