A good argument should do the following:

• Make a clear, easy to understand point.
• Make a second clear, easy to understand point that will only be seen by those who take the time to look beneath the surface.
• Conceal the secondary point in something that looks like a joke.
• Make a third point that can only be seen by the Illuminated: those with specialized knowledge concerning the issue at hand.
• Conceal this third point beneath a layer of misdirection that will refer the less-than-astute observer back to the second point.

All arguments that fail to meet these criteria are dogmatic statements that the wise reader should ignore.

All arguments that meet these criteria are only useful, meaningful and true to someone who is already Illuminated in regards to the matter at hand.

All arguments are, therefore, fundamentally useless.