I plot.

I'm all for equality, and I figure I owe a dozen women a dozen weeks of mistreatment.

Janet LaBrie, if you're out there, mark these words: your Women Writer's course made a misogynist of me. I will abuse any position of authority I attain (and, being a white middle class male, it is all but guaranteed that I will be in a position of authority), and if given half a chance, I will use my evil powers to subjugate and oppress women everywhere, until I feel that the female gender has paid for its ill treatment of me.